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Panda Bear Goes to a Restaurant

时间:2018-11-24    点击: 次    来源:网络    作者:佚名 - 小 + 大

A panda bear walks into a restaurant, sits down, and asks the waiter to bring him a plate of bamboo. After the panda eats all of it, he takes out a gun a kills the waiter right then and there. The restaurant owner was horrified. He says to the panda bear: "Why did you do this?", to which the panda replies: "Look it up in the encyclopedia."  The restaurant owner takes out his encyclopedia, and under the entry of panda bear, he finds: "Panda. Giant mammal indigenous to China, eats bamboo and shoots."

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